Canada Bracing for Wisconsin Refugees

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Excerpts from the article:

In Canada, officials fear that refugees from Wisconsin will brave the treacherous journey across Lake Superior in the hopes of giving birth to so-called “anchor babies” on Canadian soil.

“We are telling all of our men that under no circumstances should they accept offerings of cheese,” he said. ”These boat people are desperate and they will try anything. We have enough lazy over-payed crazy people here, we don’t need anymore.”


4 comments on “Canada Bracing for Wisconsin Refugees

  1. Worthy satire, Phoebe, and guaranteed to be utterly lost on the humorless Left.

    (“Boat people? WHAT boat people?”)

    If only this were true, I’d pop another beer. A good one, too….

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