I was eating breakfast with my 10 year old granddaughter and I asked her,
“What day is tomorrow?”, She said “it’s Presidents Day”
She is a smart kid so I asked, “What does Presidents Day mean?”
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln…etc
She replied, “Presidents Day is when Obama steps out of his White House and if he sees his shadow it means 4 more years of bullshit.”
You know it hurts when hot coffee spurts out of your nose.