Time to dust this off, a pertinent re-post

THE NON CONFORMING SPARROW

Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started southward. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But then the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping sparrow and promptly ate him.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY

1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of shit is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you’re warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!

Need I say more?

Wonder how this would work out…

Let the libtards have their way, let them have all the black thugs, the welfare ho’s, the Mexican illegals and all the gay people in the world, the rest of us can leave because we no longer love it, we can then sit back and watch them destroy themselves and this once great country.  Who would be left to support these leeches on society and freedom?

Russian Gays Look to U.S. for Asylum

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324139404579016692141360158.html

I’m Being Audited by the IRS

Little ole us, who have very small income, we’re so far below the 250,000 income that we should be homeless and on food stamps.  Got a letter from the IRS today stating they hadn’t received our 2011 return but acknowledged they received our payment, common sense would tell them we wouldn’t send them money for no reason.  Anyway, we had our taxes done by volunteers at the United Way, which in this case, happened to be my daughter, she informed me that since they are volunteers they have no liability and that they do not keep records of tax returns, problem is, I can’t find my copy so looks like we’re going to have to do this all over again.  The big question is, why are we being audited?  I’ve been nothing but kind and loving to them.  <snicker>

 

S C R E W T H E I R S

Interesting how, when all the letters are put together it spells screw theirs.

When TV was good!

TV used to be pleasurable, the shows ranged from good ole’ westerns like Gunsmoke, The Virginian, Bonanza, Rawhide, Wagon Train among others,  to Variety Shows Carol Burnette, Flip Wilson, Laugh-in,  to Family shows like Donna Reed, Leave It To Beaver, Make Room For Daddy, to comedies, Soap, Fraiser, Golden Girls, All In The Family and many obscure shows like the ones I have listed below.   Now days it’s the raunchier the better that sells, reality tv as well as adult cartoons.   Feel free to add your favorites in the comment section.

How many of you remember these obscure shows?
Plot Summary for
“Thicker Than Water” (1973)

Sitcom about a squabbling brother and sister each promised a $75,000 inheritance if they agree to run the family pickle business for 5 years.

Julie Harris
Richard Long
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Plot Summary for
“The Powers That Be” (1992)

William Powers is a clueless senator whose career is run by his manipulative wife Margaret, his chief of staff/mistress Jordan and his political aide Bradley. Along for the ride are the senator’s shrill daughter Caitlyn and her suicidal husband Theodore, who happens to be in love with the Powers’ bumbling maid Charlotte. Last but not least is the senator’s illegitimate daughter, Sophie Lipkin, who takes a job at her father’s office.

Series Cast

John Forsythe
Holland Taylor
Eve Gordon
Valerie Mahaffey
Elizabeth Berridge
Peter MacNicol
David Hyde Pierce
Robin Bartlett
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Craig Bierko
Cloris Leachman
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That’s My Bush! (2001– )

Episodes

Somewhat dim President George W. Bush’s White House more closely resembles the set of a sitcom than real life, down to the laugh track.
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Season 1 Episode 1
The President is scheduled to unite the leaders of the Pro-Life and the Pro-Choice movements over dinner at the White House. Unfortunately, George realizes he’s double booked as he has a date with his wife that can’t be postponed.
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Season 1 Episode 8

George is forced to resign and leaves the White House for a trashy apartment and series of dead-end jobs. Will this be the end of the line for the Bush administration or a foundation for a spinoff?
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Season 1 Episode 5
(This one was hilarious)

Laura’s 24 year-old cat, Pum’kin, is old and smelly. George realize it’s time to put the cat to sleep but is afraid to talk to Laura about it. Laura notices that George isn’t as amorous as he used to be and is afraid she is the one that’s old and smelly. While Laura tries to solve her female hygiene problems, George breaks Jack Kevorkian out of prison to help him kill the cat.
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Season 1 Episode 2

George’s Old Beta Delt fraternity brothers pay him a visit at the White House the same week he is to preside over a death penalty execution. The President wants to prove to the guys that he hasn’t gone soft since their college days and invites them to join him at the execution.
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Season 1 Episode 3

The President turns to a telephone psychic for advice and is told someone he trust has it in for him. To ensure his own safety, George outlawed guns.
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Season 1 Episode

Laura sets up Karl Rove on a blind date. Too bad he never mentioned he was married. George has enough on his plate when environmentalists show up to protest his decision to drill for oil in Alaska. Now Carl’s wife is accusing the first couple of ruining her marriage.
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Season 1 Episode 6

George decides to get tough on drugs. The plan is to make an example of the one millionth drug offender by arresting him on national television. Dowager First Lady Barbara Bush is on hand to participate in the event and make her daughter-in-law’s life miserable. Looking to escape the tension between the two women in his life George drops ecstasy, mistaking it for aspirin, and the anti-drug event turns into a rave.
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Season 1 Episode 4

George is frustrated because he’s too stupid to operate the cable TV in the White House. When his neighbor Larry offers to help him install an illegal hook up, they actually get the wires crossed with the antimissile SDI system.
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Cast

Timothy Bottoms
Carrie Quinn Dolin
Kurt Fuller
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Other shows that make me laugh out loud.

Mike and Molly

Last Man Standing

Who’s Line Is It Anyway.

It’s The Ammo Dummy

What gun control?

They can’t change the 2nd amendment so why all the blustering about gun control?   While we’re sitting here worrying about them taking our guns, which isn’t going to happen, they are happily plotting the control by removing the ammo.  Govt is buying up all the ammo and distributing it to govt agencies, one of which is the National Weather Service, ask yourself why the NWS would need ammo.  Without ammo, guns are useless.

Are they wanting to make sure we can’t use our weapons or are they getting ready to wage war against us or a combination of the two?  The military is engaged elsewhere and most, I hope, would be reluctant to fire on fellow Americans but the govt itself does not have the oath that the military has, they are under no order or obligation to not fire on us.

Meanwhile, I shall scream if I hear one more person say the military is fighting for our rights, where are they now when the govt is trying to take away our 2nd amendment right?   I have the utmost respect for the military in what they do but be honest with yourself, what freedom of ours are they fighting for?  Those of us who are pro military are the same ones who bitch and moan and groan all the time about our loss of freedoms, the military is silent in that matter, 1984 is not on their agenda.  When this country has reached it’s final destruction will you be asking yourself, where was the military?

 

 

Is it wrong to be peeved and ungrateful

for Christmas presents?

Here’s the thing, I busted my ass making a beautiful handmade photo album, which I posted a picture of here, for my sister in law, it took me over a week to finish, many hours and many trials and errors but I was proud of the finished product and felt it was worth all the hard work I put into it.  Here’s the kicker, she bought me some socks that go up to my neck and a….wait for it……A FREAKIN’ MOO MOO!!!  What the hell ever possessed her to think I would ever wear a FREAKIN’ MOO MOO???????????????????????? SERIOUSLY??????  Okay, y’all can stop laughing now, I finally did, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry so I compromised, I laughed till I cried.

I’m sorry for being ungrateful but there’s no way I can fake thinking these were good gifts when I give thoughtful and expensive gifts, like all the fiestaware I have bought her.   I have repeatedly and I do mean repeatedly, asked her not to buy me any more clothes, I don’t want them, I don’t need them and most of them are crap and don’t fit anyway so how well does she listen???? A FREAKIN’ MOO MOO!!!   So tomorrow she will call and ask how I like the presents, what am I supposed to say?  Should I be kind and grateful and say I love them or tell her how I really feel?  I know what most of you will say, be nice but I have spent years being nice but A FREAKIN’ MOO MOO is the final straw, my niceness is buried between the 20 yds of cloth that were used to make the FREAKIN’ MOO MOO.

I so hate Christmas.  Next year Christmas is off for me, I’ll give the grandchildren money and that’s all the Christmas I’m going to do.  I’ve already decided I’m not doing cards next year, now add no gifts to that and I should finally enjoy Christmas for the first time in my life and will dwell on the meaning of the season.

Mike told me if he ever saw me wear it he’d either put me out to pasture, take me to the slaughterhouse or put a bell around my neck and call me Bessie.

Hope y’all have a Merry Moo Moo Christmas.

What holiday are you celebrating December 25th?

“Christmas” is a compound word originating in the term “Christ‘s Mass“. It is derived from the Middle English Cristemasse, which is from Old English Crīstesmæsse, a phrase first recorded in 1038.^[7] Crīst (genitive Crīstes) is from Greek Khrīstos (Χριστός), a translation of Hebrew Māšîaḥ (מָשִׁיחַ), “Messiah“; and mæsse is from Latin missa, the celebration of the Eucharist.

December 25th was designated as the birth of Christ beginning in the 4th century, it originated as a Christian holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus, so for anyone who celebrates the holiday but refuses to acknowledge the true meaning, you call it the holiday but what holiday are you celebrating?  If you don’t believe in the birth of Jesus then you have no business celebrating Christmas, or holidays as you call it, you’re lower than scum to ride on the coattails of a Christian tradition but yet deny the Christian values associated with it.

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree O Not

Well folks, it’s that time of year again when all the anti Christian riff raff comes crawling out of the woodwork to try to “grinch” Christmas for the rest of us.   Once again, the furor over the Christmas tree has reared it’s ugly head, the banning of the Christmas tree, the changing of the name of the Christmas tree to the holiday tree, the banning of nativity scenes and the banning of singing traditional Christmas songs by school children.   Why does the anti Christian element fear Christmas so much?

The biggest part that bothers me is, everyone, every store, every state, every county, every town and every school district bows down to these jerks and even the Supreme Court upholds their idiocy.  When did we become a country that falls for anything instead of stands for anything?  Since all these entities can’t have a traditional Christmas, then let’s remove the Christmas trees from the White House, why should they get to have one and no one else can, isn’t it the same principle that it’s on govt property as well as govt dime.

My 10 yr old granddaughter is voting for Romney

I had the most interesting conversation with my 10 yr old granddaughter Sierra yesterday and I’m still smiling.

She started the conversation with talking to me about coming over to my house Friday evening and then all of a sudden, without warning, she asked,

Sierra:   “Grandma, who are you going to vote for?”

Grandma:  Mitt Romney

Sierra: So am I

Grandma:  Good choice

Sierra:  I don’t like Barack Obama he wants to take away Coke products from kids

Grandma:  Well that’s not good

Sierra:  No, it’s not and I don’t care if it’s the law or not I’m still going to have a Coke product if I want one

Grandma:  That’s my little anarchist

Sierra:  Did you know Mitt Romney’s real name is Willard

Grandma:  Yes, I knew that

Sierra:  Did you know that he’s following in his Father’s footsteps, he wanted to be an executive of a car company but he became Governor

Grandma:  Just like his Father

Sierra:  Yes.  Then he became the President of Bain Capital

Grandma:  That’s right

Sierra:  And he was in charge of the Olympics

Grandma:  That’s right

Sierra:  and OMG did you hear about Obamacare

Grandma:  Yes, I did, isn’t that awful

Sierra:  Very bad

Grandma:  You know more about the candidates than most of the adults that vote, where did you learn all this stuff

Sierra:  Time Magazine for Kids

Grandma:  I’m proud of you for learning so much

Sierra:  We have a 4 day weekend because Monday is Inservice Day for teachers and they use some of the schools for voting so schools closed on Tuesday, can I come over to your house tomorrow

Grandma:  I won’t be home tomorrow but I’ll see you on Friday and we’ll make crafts

Sierra:  Okay, love you, goodbye

 

Conspiracy Theory #78,423

 

We’ve all discussed how we wouldn’t be surprised if Obama staged an event to postpone the election, give some thought to this, is it possible that the guy who made The Video works for Obama and knew that this video would upset the Muslim world and therefore provoking an event, he purportedly has a long history with the Feds?